HEY
WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING ON MY LAWN
oh.. It's just you.
I guess you're expecting a groundbreaking update or something of the like.. Uhh...
Well. Summer is halfway over and I haven't done anything! So.. I plan on making it up by getting creatively jiggy with it for the next 29 days. I WILL FINISH YOU GIANT ATTICUS SCULPTURE! I WILL!
In other news, I haven't been around lately due to lack of... Motivation and an overdose of drama. I basically just sit around waiting. I don't even know what for. It's ridiculous.
BUT I HAVE BEEN GAMING A LOT. You guys should all Gmod with me and I'll show you my DROPSHIPMOBILEWITHTURRETS. ): <<<
I want a subscription because my journal looks like poop. OH WAIT. DEVIANTART SCREWED SUBSCRIPTIONS OVER. lolol. I can deal with a crappy journal I guess.. As long as I get THUMBNAILS *hoardhoard*
Um.. Well. I love all of you guys and wish you all happy hunting! (The vegetable kind ): << )
Here's a quiz if you're feeling lonesome. (I know you are.)
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Are You:
1. simple or complicated?: Incredibly complicated. ): <
Unique:
1. Nervous habits?: I chew my nails and get cold.
2. are you double jointed?:
3. Can you roll your tongue?: Oh yeah. Rrrrrr.
4. Can you raise one eyebrow?: Sort of. I have to squint though so it makes me look like a confused pirate.
5. Can you cross your eyes?: Yes. Skillfully.
Have You Ever:
1. Said "I Love you" and meant it?: Awhhh. Yeeaaaah.
2. Given money to a homeless person: Yeah! Well.. You can never know if they're homeless or if they're just.. You know, going on an adventure or something.
Manners:
1. Do you swear?: BOLLOCKS.
2. Do you ever spit?: Ew. No. That's trampy.
3. You cook your own food?: Yeah! Mmmmmmm... Food..
4. Do you do your own chores?: Most of the time.
5. You like beef jerky?: I do.. A lot. Which is bad because I'm supposed to be a vegetarian. xD
6. You like pepsi or coke?: Coooooooke. BUT WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH MANNERS?!?!
7. You're happy with your hair?: Somewhat.
8. You own a dog?: TUFFFFFFFFFFYYYYY. Oh yeah.. And Frisket.
9. You spend your money wisely?: Generally!
10. You're always making new friends?: It depends on if you consider INTIMIDATED FOLLOWERS as friends. D: <<<
11. You like to swim?: IN THE BUFF.
12. When you get bored do you call a friend?: No. When I'm bored I often walk to the ocean and sit on my face.
13. You're patient?: Extremely.. But I guess I flip out if I'm pushed over the edge. D: <
Crying:
When was the last time you really cried your heart out?: Iunno. Yesterday? *EMO* ): <<<
Ever cried on your friend's shoulder?: Hahaha. BOYfriend's.
Ever cried over the opposite sex?: Yeah.. Sadly. D:
Do you cry when you get an injury?: YES. Because I am the hugest wimp on planet Zion.
Do certain songs make you cry?: Mmm... Depends on the mood.
Happy:
Are you a happy person: Naturally I'm the happiest person alive.. But I'm also capable of the opposite.
what can make you happy?: Being loved..
Do you wish you were happier?: Not normally.
What makes you the happiest?: Myboytoy.
Is being happy overrated?: Very much so.
Can music make you happy?: Eh...
Love:
Did you ever love a guy/girl, tell them that and only got a thanks?: HAHAHAHA awh. People actually do that?
Has anyone besides your friends and family ever said 'I love you' to you?: Haha of course.
Hate:
Who do you actually hate?: Uh.. RAPISTS, ANIMAL ABUSERS AND WOMAN ABUSERS. Because men abusers just sounds unlikely.
Have you ever been on a hit list?: I make the hit lists.
Are you a mean bully?: No I'm a nice one.
Self Esteem:
Is your self-esteem extremely low?: Haha I wouldn't say extremely..
Do you believe in yourself? Yes.
When people say they think you are good looking, do you deny you are?: Well.. Yeah.
Do you wish you can be someone else?: Nope! Never.
Looks:
Whats your natural hair color?: Dark brown.
What is your current hair color?: Dark brown.
What color are your eyes?: Greygreen.. Sometimes look blue.
Current Piercings?: NON.. kinda want ears.
Straight or Curly Hair?: CURLY AS A FACK
How tall are you?: 5'3'' ): > Yes, in fact, the ground does look nice from here.
Have You Ever:
Kissed the same sex: ON THE CHEEK ((((: MOMMY
hugged someone: Haha wtf of course.
Been on the phone until the sun came up?: Yepper!
Put a song on repeat for more than an hour?: No haha.
Got in a fight with someone (not including siblings)?: Hmm... Not that I can think of. Just with parents but I guess that is included as siblings considering the context of the question.
The Last:
person you talked to in person?: My delicious rockin' BABEMONGER.
person you talked to online?: My scrumptious strummin' LOVERMAN.
person you talked to on the phone?: WHY THE FUCK DO I ONLY TALK TO COLTON
drink?: Hot tea!
laugh?: Umm.. When playing GM.
you had a shower: THIS MORNIN.
Random:
Do you like surveys: ): <
What kind of shampoo do you use?: Herbal Essences.
Do you get along with your parents?: Ahh.. Not usually.. Sometimes.
Are you old enough to vote?: NO
Are you happy?: I'm feeling very menstruaty right now. ):
Are you sad?: MENSTRUATY
Do you have, like, mental breakdowns?: Yeah, like, sometimes!
Did you ever tell your parents you didn't feel good so you didn't have to go to school?: Haha yeah..
-Current Windows Open: STEAM conversation window with this random sexist guy hitting on me ): <<<<< ,Colton MSN conversation, Livejournal, and this window.
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ART STATUS
Trades ASKI will accept anyone who supplies reasonable sample-art and a reference design or description of his or her own character.
Requests ASKI would much rather love a trade, but if you're busy I will try to do a sketch for you. If I'm occupied I expect you to respect that fact.
Commissions OPENNote me. I do Furcadia portraits too, if you're interested just ask.
Some examples->
[link]Stuff to do-HUGE paper/cloth mache Atticus. I WILL UPLOAD PICTURES.
-Character sheets for STRAY graphic novel.
-Trade with
CONTESTS- Note me if you're having a contest! I'd love to join it.
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